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| Shhhhhh!!....... Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you.... ...And you're gonna love it........... ........But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it........ ....Then I'm gonna come back up again and fuck you big time..... Lots of love, Petrol prices xx |    |
Joke by fuckingliability, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged petrol , prices , sex , oral - Current Score: 929 - Added: 2 months ago
| Me and the guys are really being inconvenienced by the fucking hike in petrol prices. We had to resort to putting firelighters through our local Pakis letterboxes. | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , burning , prices , petrol , firelighters , letterboxes - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 month ago
| So, we're not allowed to use our mobile phones while we're in petrol stations, "because it's a fire hazard?" Bullshit. It's so that we can't say to the other person, "fucking hell, you won't believe how expensive it is at BP!" | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged petrol , prices , petrol station , mobile phone - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 months ago
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