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| Four old friends get together over a drink after many years. They start to talk about this and that and, while one of the four is at the bar, the topic gets round to children. The first of the three says, "I'm very proud of my son, He started working in a factory but kept up the study with night school classes and eventually did a degree with the Open University. He rose through the ranks to become a company director and is now the CEO. He is so rich he bought his best friend a top-of-the-range Mercedes." The second says, "I'm really proud of my son, too. He started as an airline steward, saved up and went to pilot school and and since started his own air transport company. He's really rich too and even bought his best buddy a Cessna for his birthday. What about that? The third chips in, "I can't tell you how proud I am of mine. He studied engineering and then created his own construction company. It was hard work but he's made millions. He bought a luxury penthouse flat for a friend for his birthday." At this point the fourth man get back to the table with his drinks, and one of the three asks: "How's your son? Steve's his name, isn't it?" "Steve? Steve's a homo, a male prostitute, he takes it up the arse for a living. Never done an honest day's work in his life!" His friends say, "Oh God! Back luck! That's terrible. So sorry..." To which he replies, "Oh! It's not so bad. He's a top-notch bum-boy... none of your Picadilly Circus for him. He lives the life of Riley doing bugger all. He was so lucky this year that his best clients gave him a luxury Mercedes, a private plane and a wonderful apartment for his birthday!" |    |
Joke by Roger Darce, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged homosexual , rent boy , son , father , pride - Current Score: 72 - Added: 11 months ago
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