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| What's the difference between Sickipedia and Princess Diana? People actually care when Sickipedia crashes |    |
Joke by charlieeee, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged sickipedia , princess , diana , crash - Current Score: 177 - Added: 2 months ago
| As the inquest has decided that chasing pack of paparazzi were to blame, perhaps it was unwise to have that "Princess on Board" sticker in the back window! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess , paparazzi , diana , inquest , princess diana - Current Score: 114 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| Some tips for 4x4 drivers. 1. Don't bother investing in a personal number plate; No-one gives a fuck what your name is. 2. Those little stalks that are next to the steering wheel are "indicators." Use them occasionally. 3. Putting a "Princess on Board" sticker isn't cool, especially if the princess in question is Diana. She must really smell by now. 4. "Parent and Child" spaces aren't really for you if your child is 19, even if she weighs as many stone. 5. When parking, try to park in what we call "parking spaces". 6. Be sure to put a "Greenpeace" or a "Save the Earth" sticker on your bumper. Other drivers will enjoy the irony, even if you don't. 7. When people make "wanker" signs at you, it's because you are a wanker. Learn to live with it. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , 4x4 , wankers , princess , diana , wanker , greenpeace , parent , child , parking - Current Score: 107 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , princess , princess diana , head and shoulders , head , shoulders , car , crash , car crash - Current Score: 91 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag. | |
Joke by gangrath, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , princess - Current Score: 57 - Added: 11 months ago
| Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral? Coz hes the only Queen that gave a fuck! | |
Joke by AethorX, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton , john , queen , princess , diana , fuck , aethorx - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| What's the difference between Princess Diana and Victoria Beckham? At least Victoria's bloke can take corners. | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess , di , beckham , paris , corner - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A 94 year old chap is tending to his front garden when he sees a frog. The frog says to him "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess, you can do what you want with me and I'll be your sex slave forever". So the guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog says "Didn't you hear me? I said if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess, you can do what you want with me and I'll be your sex slave forever". "At my age?" says the guy, "I'd rather have a talking frog". | |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged oldman , princess - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| What were Diana's last words? "These papparazi drive me up the wall." | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , princess - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| The designers of the Diana memorial are to return to the drawing board and re-design a better tribute. A spokesman said..."We are glad to be rid of it. It was too shallow and it kept breaking down.........and that bloody fountain wasn't much better" | |
Joke by CaesarLXV, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana , princess , tunnel , crash - Current Score: 4 - Added: 11 months ago
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