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| This prisoner escapes after 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and food, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he ties the wife to the bed, and gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain and do what he tells you, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably really dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, so I told him where to find it. Be strong, darling. I love you, too." |    |
Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged husband , wife , vaseline , prisoner , gay , rape - Current Score: 366 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What do you call a nigger who has a regular job, sleeps in the same bed every night, and doesnt rape white women? Inmate #3622691 | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , prisoner - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months ago
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