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| A Jewish man asks, “Rabbi, what should I do? My son has converted to Christianity.” “I don’t know,” answered the Rabbi. “Come back tomorrow, and I’ll ask advice from God.” The man comes back the next day. “I can’t help you,” says the Rabbi. “God told me he has the same problem.” |    |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged god , rabbi , jewish , problem - Current Score: 175 - Added: 5 days ago
| A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". On the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horny and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife shat on my face, bit three inches off my dick and my neighbour came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!" | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged doctor , sex , man , problem , wife , bed , naked , 69 - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Anorexia is a serious issue but, let's face it, the problem isn't getting any bigger. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged anorexia , issue , problem - Current Score: 109 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| I keep hearing that deaths in Africa is a major problem. People say an African dies every five seconds. That's why i don't donate to comic relief, because eventually the problem will go away. | |
Joke by Molineux, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged black , nigger , africa , death , dead , die , negro , problem , comic relief , click - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 day ago
| A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem," she complained, "is that it wakes me up." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , sleep , sex , problem , natural - Current Score: 41 - Added: 9 months ago
| This is a letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun newspaper. I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from Liverpool. My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges of incest on his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who is still a part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as a manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets, and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser? | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged scouser , deirdre , letter , problem , page - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A man rang up an incontinence help line. The woman at the call centre picked up and said, "hello, this is the incontinence helpline, how can I help?" So the man replied, "well, I've developed an incontinence problem, is all the information I give you confidential?" The woman replies, "yes of course it is. Now can you tell me where you're ringing from?" The man replies, "the waist down." | |
Joke by Belly1105, in Illness and mortality > Incontinence - Tagged piss , call centre , ringing , problem , incontinence - Current Score: 15 - Added: 11 months ago
| I've got a serious crack problem. I'm not getting any. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged serious , crack , problem - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month ago
| I don't see a problem with Autoerotic Asphyxiation, I like my men well hung... | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Men - Tagged autoerotic asphyxiation , hung , problem - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months ago
| The best advice I ever received from my Dad was, "you can't run away from your problems." And, twenty five years later on, I've still got the fucking postcard to prove it. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Parenting - Tagged dad , elope , postcard , problem - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month ago
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