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| It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are going through a divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg Personally, I think it's prosthetic. |    |
Joke by Titch170601, in Celebrity and news events > Paul McCartney - Tagged heather hills , prosthetic , divorce - Current Score: 47 - Added: 9 months ago
| There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your baldhead and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate". The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a Monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part". Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to emphasising his bald head and he writes the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads..... "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of treacle. Pour the tin of treacle over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple, you cunt." | |
Joke by jdw, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged fancy dress , wooden leg , baldness , cunt , prosthetic - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Paul McCartney wakes up after his wedding night and looks over at Heather & says to himself "I must have been bloody pissed last night...I've just fucked a pirate!" | |
Joke by funnybone, in Celebrity and news events > Paul McCartney - Tagged paul mccartney , heather mills , sir paul , mills mccartney , disabled , prosthetic - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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