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| I lost my virginity to an Escort I ended up burning my dick on its exhaust pipe. |    |
Joke by antibagdave, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged car , car sex , car fucking , escort , sex , prostitue , play on words , dick - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| A Scottish mate of mine is into "Heavy S and M." He enjoys nothing better than being beaten up by a vicious woman whilst naked and vulnerable. Anyway, he was telling me that he goes to brothels for this several times a week. "Fuck me," I said, "that must cost you a fortune!" "Nah," he replied, "I just book a normal service, fuck her, then tell her I haven't got any money." | |
Joke by lionarse, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged sex , bondage , s and m , brothel , scottish , money , prostitue , whipping , beating , mean - Current Score: 48 - Added: 3 months ago
| I'm bisexual. When I want sex, I buy it. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Sex and shit > bisexual - Tagged sex , buy , bisexual , prostitue , money , queer - Current Score: 43 - Added: 4 months ago
| Have you ever walked round a seedy, "sex for sale" area like Soho in London, Fairfield Street in Manchester or De Wallen in Amsterdam, and wondered why its called a "red light" distict? No? Me neither, I'm too busy looking at all the tits. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Sex and shit > Red Light District - Tagged sex , tits , london , manchester , prostitue , prostitutes , whore , whores , amsterdam - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months ago
| Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper, is in his cell and the Governor enters and says "Peter, you've been here for 25 years now and you're making progress. Can I get you a treat?" Sutcliffe replies "Yeah, I could murder a Yorkie!" | |
Joke by funnybone, in Celebrity and news events > Peter Sutcliffe - Tagged peter sutcliffe , yorkshire ripper , prison , murder , prostitue - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A bloke gets a job as a cleaner in a brothel, the Madame tells hims "You don't get paid cash you get free sex" A few days later he goes to the Madame asks for payment - She sends him to one of the rooms with a beautiful whore with her tits out working herself up for him. Five minutes later he comes out and tells the Madame " She would'nt let me have sex and told me to go in the corner and have a wank. The Madame says "Sorry forget to tell you - It's a week in hand here!" | |
Joke by mikmak33, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged cleaner , prostitue , brothel , wanker - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month ago
| Last night I went dogging in my old escort. She’s £50 an hour cheaper than the younger girls. | |
Joke by Haynz, in Sex and shit > Dogging - Tagged escort , old , prostitue , banged out , cheaper - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 week ago
| A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year". | |
Joke by ams, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , prostitue , whore , marraige , marrage , married , sex , money , suitcase - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month ago
| Congratulations, go to Barack Obama for being the first black man to enter the White House without having security, examine his "Shoe Shine Box". In the same vein, three cheers.... to the new First Lady, for being the first black woman to enter without being asked, "how much for extras, dear"? | |
Joke by rockettrousers, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged nigger , america , barack obama , prostitue - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I remember the first time I walked through the door of a brothel. But to be honest, I wouldn’t recommend it- the risks to your health are too great. So next time I’m going to ask then to open it first. | |
Joke by rawmarsh, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged brothel , prostitue , sex , door , health - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 month ago
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