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| Why do Jews watch porn films backwards? They love the bit where the prostitute gives the money back. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged jews , prostitutes , hoy oi yoy my life my boy already! - Current Score: 285 - Added: 9 months, 27 days ago
| My girlfriend came downstairs in this very sluttish dress the other night and I said, "you look like you're about to go to a fucking brothel." She said, "well, what if I am?" I replied, "you can give me a lift." | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged brothel , cheating , prostitutes , girlfriend - Current Score: 137 - Added: 3 months ago
| I see there is a big football match on tonight- Russia V Sweden. Apparantly its got citizens from both nations totally gripped- which would explain why most of London's prostitutes have taken the night off.... | |
Joke by twayne, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged london , football , sweden , russia , prostitutes , massage - Current Score: 55 - Added: 5 months ago
| A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only twenty pounds." "Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity". "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "fuck me, a new brothel and a new madam". "I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the womantrying not to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "Un fucking-believable: a new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes," complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home. "In-fucking-credible: a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients.... How ya doin', Dave?" | |
Joke by DanMan, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged brothel , parrot , girls , prostitutes - Current Score: 54 - Added: 3 months ago
| A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquires. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responds. The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged priest , parrot , prostitutes , vicar , sex - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year ago
| After the 4th 'Ho' was found dead in Ipswich, the police ruled out Santa Claus as their main suspect. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Ipswich Ripper - Tagged ipswich ripper , ipswich , prostitutes - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball. | |
Joke by cb, in Sex and shit > Prostitute - Tagged prostitutes - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month ago
| Have you ever walked round a seedy, "sex for sale" area like Soho in London, Fairfield Street in Manchester or De Wallen in Amsterdam, and wondered why its called a "red light" distict? No? Me neither, I'm too busy looking at all the tits. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Sex and shit > Red Light District - Tagged sex , tits , london , manchester , prostitue , prostitutes , whore , whores , amsterdam - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months ago
| Three whores are sitting at a bar. The first one says, "I can get three fingers up my fanny." and gives the other two a demonstration. The second one says, "that's nothing, I can get a whole fist in there." and duly obliges to show the other two. The third one slid down the barstool. | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged loose , fanny , prostitutes , bar , pub , stool - Current Score: 23 - Added: 8 months ago
| Two prostitutes walking around Soho and one says to her mate "Er! I think I'm pregnant" "Have you had a check up" replies her mate "No I think he was Polish" she said | |
Joke by jokerman, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitutes , polish , pregnant - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 months ago
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