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| I can only assume, for his sake, that whoever coined the phrase "it's better to give than to receive" wasn't talking about blow jobs. |    |
Joke by petejtool, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged blow job , oral sex , sex , proverbs , gay , cocksucker - Current Score: 133 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| My Mum used to say "You can't have it both ways" Well, she's changed her tune since I caught the Milkman giving her one up the arse. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged mum , dad , arse , proverbs , milkman - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months ago
| My Mum used to say, "beggars can't be choosers." Is that why Kerry Katona shops in Iceland then? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged katona , iceland , bankrupt , proverbs , mum - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months ago
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