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| Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who bldy gud I fel. I cud fuk a Duk...! |    |
Joke by vasocam, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , baileys , prozac - Current Score: 106 - Added: 4 months ago
| Viagra and Prozac have just launched a new drug together. Apparently, if you don't get a fuck, you won't give a fuck. | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged prozac , fuck , drug - Current Score: 99 - Added: 1 year ago
| Ever thought how in the 60's people took acid to make the world weird? Now the world is weird, people take Prozac just to make it normal.. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Illness and mortality > Weird - Tagged prozac , acid - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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