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| One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb? |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Jokes with no home > Lightbulb - Tagged psychic , lightbulb , mind reading - Current Score: 603 - Added: 5 months ago
| I was at a carnival the other day with my mates and we saw a fortune teller stall. My mates pushed me in for a laugh but, before the fortune teller could say anything, I pinned her to the ground and raped her. "Bet you didn't see that coming," I said. | |
Joke by bicycle day, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged carnival , fortune teller , psychic , rape - Current Score: 156 - Added: 3 months ago
| I never believed in all that psychic shit until today! My mate dragged me into this Mystic Meg tent, and she turns to me and says, "I see a child in your life, but all is not well there. You must take special care" Scared the life out of me! So I phoned the wife and told her. She replied "It's a bloody good thing you called! You left the bolt on the cellar door unlocked, the little fucker was almost out the front door!" | |
Joke by Desired Username, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , psychic , cellar - Current Score: 92 - Added: 4 months ago
| If Stephen Hawking was psychic, would he call it a fourth sense? | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Helen Keller - Tagged psychic , stephen hawking - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left before we met. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged psychic , met , left - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 months ago
| I went to see a medium earlier. She said, "Your nan wants you to know she's so proud of you" and I immediately burst into tears. She said, "are you okay?" I said, "no, when I left her house this morning she was fine!" | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Medium - Tagged medium , nan , psychic - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
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