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| Went to see a child psychologist the other day.. Fucking useless he was only 7! |    |
Joke by YoukanDewitt, in Jokes with no home > Psychologist - Tagged psychologist , child - Current Score: 48 - Added: 11 months ago
| A very badly behaved little boy refuses to get off of a very expensive rocking horse on display in a department store. His embarrassed mother eventually gives in and asks for some help from a shop assistant. "Don't worry" says the assistant "We employ a very qualified child psychologist at our store to deal with this kind of thing". She makes a quick call and within minutes he appears, goes over to the unruly brat and gently whispers in his ear. The child imediately dismounts the horse and once again joins his mother. The shop assistant looks admiringly at the psychologist and says "That was amazing, what did you say to him?". He leans to her and quietly says "Get off that horse now or i'll kick the fuck out of you, you little bastard!". | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged rocking , horse , assistant , child , psychologist , dismounts , bastard - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Three woman and their children go on a TV show to see a psychologist to try and cut out their addictions. The psychologist says that he will be able to say what their addiction is before they have said anything, just by the name of their children. The first woman's child is called Charlie so the doctor says she's a coke addict. The second woman's child is called Candy, so the doctor says she must be addicted to sweets. Before the doctor could get to the third woman, she whispers in her son's ear, "come on, Dick, I think it's time to go." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > Addictions - Tagged dick , names , children , woman , psychologist , addict , addiction - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 months ago
| A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper, frown and say: "That's not it." This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier examined. A military psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged and wrote out his discharge from the army and handed it to the soldier, who picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it." | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged general , soldier , psychologist , army - Current Score: 15 - Added: 6 months ago
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