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| A little girl goes to the barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The Barber smiles at her and says "You're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know" she says, "I'm gonna get tits too" |    |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Sex and shit > pubes - Tagged tits , pubes , puberty , hair - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 year ago
| Spiderman is the ultimate teenage boy. One day,he wakes up with muscles,finds hair in new places and discovers he can spray sticky goo around the house. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > News Reports - Tagged spiderman , teenage , puberty - Current Score: 75 - Added: 7 months, 30 days ago
| A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?" "Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Parents - Tagged sex , mommy , conception , intercourse , puberty , daughter , father - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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