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| I don't usually buy FHM magazine, but I saw an advert for this month's edition that said they had shots from a topless photoshoot with Keeley Hazell. So I thought; what the hell, I'll treat myself and splash out on a copy. That's me barred from WH Smiths for the foreseeable future... |    |
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , public , the peter tobin fan club - Current Score: 206 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| I was on holiday in France, relaxing at the side of the pool, when a stray dog jumped in. I thought, "how unhygienic...a French public swimming pool." | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , pool , public , unhygenic - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| According to research, members of the public are highly unlikely to intervene if they witness a crime in progress. I would disagree with that statement. Only the other day, I came across a woman being raped in a park. I steamed straight in and knocked the rapist out, before turning the woman over and taking her up the arse. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged public , research , intervene , witness , crime , rapist , anal , arse - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 days ago
| I'm sure the Chinese public are finally appreciating the one child policy.... | |
Joke by nahgut, in Jokes with no home > China - Tagged china , one child policy , public - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
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