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| A Scouser inadvertently goes into a gay bar for a beer. He sits at the bar supping his pint when one gay gentleman decides to chance his luck. He approaches the scouser and whispers something into his ear, whereupon the Liverpudlian turns around in complete disgust and horror and proceeds to punch the living fuck out of the homosexual, fist after fist punching him out the door, kicking him across the pub car park, relentlessly punching and kicking until the victim lay comatose. The Scouser then dusted himself down and calmly returned to his pint at the bar, whilst the horrified staff and clientele stood silent and motionless. Eventually, the barman plucks up the courage to ask what had happened: Barman: "Bloody hell mate. What on earth did he whisper to you?" Scouser: "Dunno, something about a 'job'." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scouser , homosexual , fight , gay , bar , wanker , liverpool , job , work , gay bar , punch , kick , punched , kicked - Current Score: 402 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What is the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home from hospital? The dishes and dinner if she's got any sense. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged misogyny , batter , battered , hit , punch , punched , hospital , dishes , dinner , cook , sense - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged misogyny , domestic violence , women , domestic , violence , black , eyed , eye , eyes , black eye , black eyes , bitch , told , punched , hit , punch - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Me and my girlfriend were in the throes of sexual ecstasy. She whispered, "leave me breathless darling." So I punched her in the stomach. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged throes , sexual , ectasy , punched , stomach - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month ago
| I know that this isn't really a joke, but it made me laugh. My brother was in the pub the other day and during a heated discussion with some bloke, he said "your gay mate" at which point the bloke punched him in the face. With a bloody lip, back tracking a bit my brother said that he was sorry, and suggested that they shake hands, the bloke agreed. As they were shaking hands my brother said "mate, your wrist's a bit limp. Are you sure your not gay?" The bloke punched him again. | |
Joke by lee999, in Jokes with no home > Stuff - Tagged pub , story , gay , punched , limp wrist , comeback - Current Score: 20 - Added: 6 months ago
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