A boy comes home from primary school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "You look happy, did anything special happen at school today?" "Yes mum - I had sex with my English teacher!" he replied. The mother is stunned. "Get up them stairs now and wait until your father gets home!" The dad comes home and hears the news; he's as pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "I hear you had sex with your English teacher." "That's right, Dad." "Well, you became a man today - this is a cause for celebration. Let's get fish and chips, then I'll buy you that bike you've been asking for." "Mint! - but can I have a football instead? My arse is killing me."

Times really do change, when I was at school I always used to dream of fucking a teacher. Now I am a teacher all I seem to do is dream of fucking a pupil.

A teenage girl comes home from school and runs in to see her mum and says "Mummy, Mummy I meet a wonderful guy at school today he was so kind and dreamy he even offered to take me out on friday night." Her Mother replies "What kind of person is this "guy" Is he a respectable man?" "Of course he is, Mum. He's a teacher."

A pupil stabbed his PE teacher after a row over his refusal to take part in cross country. He has been arrested for a race hate crime.

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