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| Girls: If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA... He's just not very good at predictive text. |    |
Joke by Philthy, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged lick , pussy , cunnilingus , text , rspca , animal cruelty , puppy , kick - Current Score: 429 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| How many naked schoolgirls does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet..... but get me a puppy and a bag of sweets and I'll find out. | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged naked schoolgirls , puppy , sweets , not a knock knock joke - Current Score: 148 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| Girlfriend, "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boyfriend, "I've tried it once, but their arses are too tight." | |
Joke by Nayim, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged puppy , love , arses , girlfriend , boyfriend - Current Score: 119 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
| I have just come back from a short break in Korea.. Let me tell you their ''slush puppy's'' are nothing like ours. | |
Joke by vampy-dav, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged puppy - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A little boy catches his parents shagging. "What are you doing?" he asks. Mom says, "we're trying to make you a little brother or sister." The boy says, "dad, turn mom over and do her doggie style: I want a puppy." | |
Joke by How_Low_Can_You_Get, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged shag , doggy style , puppy - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 days ago
| I came home from work today and our new puppy had pissed all over the house. Suppose it's my fault for chucking him on the roof this morning. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged puppy - Current Score: 1 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
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