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And you'll remember also the Irishman who got a job as a doorman in a big building. He managed very well with the PUSH and PULL signs, but he was seen struggling with his fingers under a door marked LIFT.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mikey, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged lift , irish , doorman , push , pull  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 11 months ago

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?

I pushed him
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Joke by DickWank, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged road , push  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Sign on the maternity hospital delivery room door.

"PUSH PUSH PUSH"
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Joke by GIZZARD, in Jokes with no home > Maternity - Tagged push  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 6 months ago

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