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| I took the wife for a night on the town. She told me she wanted to get smashed. So I pushed her in front of a bus. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged night , town , bus , pushed - Current Score: 126 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| Yesterday, I was walking along the street, and a Pakistani guy came up to me and asked if there was a quicker way to the hospital. I said, "Yes," and pushed him under a bus. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bus , flattened , hospital , pushed - Current Score: 96 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I stopped a black guy from committing suicide in front of a train. I pushed him before he could jump. | |
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged guy , suicide , train , pushed , jump - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months ago
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