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| A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "I've just been given this state-of-the-art watch by Q and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me", he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!" Bond tut tuts, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast." |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Celebrity and news events > james bond - Tagged 007 , watch , q , telepathy , knickers , bond , fast - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year ago
| My wife says I'm a fat cunt. She reckons that, when I've got a hard-on, I look like the letter Q. | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged ricky hatton , wife , fat , cunt , q - Current Score: 37 - Added: 4 months ago
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