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| How do you get three gays on a stool? Turn it upside down! |    |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged stool , queers , one liners - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Two queers having a day at the zoo. As they pass the gorilla's cage, one of them notices that the silverback has a huge erection. "Do you think he would mind if I touched it?" says one. "Try it," says his mate. He puts his hand through the bars and is promptly grabbed by the gorilla, who pulls him into the cage, throws him to the ground and shags the living daylights out of him. A week later he gets a hospital visit from his fellow uphill gardener. "Does it hurt?" asks his mate. "Of course it fucking hurts, he hasn't called me once, he hasn't fucking written............" | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged queers , zoo , gorilla - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months ago
| Why have Iranian men got such big arseholes? Because their queers are so well hung. | |
Joke by tgs, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged iran , queers , hanging , murderous , sandnazis , graham norton - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar! | |
Joke by grifteruk, in Religion and racism > Greek - Tagged queers , greece , crowbar - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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