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| Who needs rhetorical questions? |    |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > None - Tagged question - Current Score: 132 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| INFATUATION CUNT! That is the answer, but what was the question? A Paki goes into a chip shop and asks, 'how are the chips cooked?' | |
Joke by munkybars, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged infatuation , chips , shop , question - Current Score: 67 - Added: 4 months ago
| What do you call a question that you don't expect an answer to? A Prayer | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged rhetorical , question , prayer , religion , arsehole - Current Score: 32 - Added: 2 months ago
| A chicken and an egg are in bed. The chicken is lying back, looking happy, and smoking a cigarette. The egg grabs the sheet, rolls over, and snaps, "Well, I guess we finally answered that question." | |
Joke by Randall, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged chicken , egg , bed , question - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
| Danny meets Peter shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Peter said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday." "And?" Danny asked. "Well, she said, 'Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds on it'." "So what did you end up getting her?" asked Peter "I bought her a deck of cards!" | |
Joke by shaggy21, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged cards , men , question , marriage , wife , diamond , birthday - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months ago
| What is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1? Bo Derek getting older. | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged question , bo derek , star , older - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months ago
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