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I recently bought one of those bracelets that has the words "What would Jesus do?" engraved upon it. Every time I faced a difficult decision, I would look at my bracelet and ask myself "What would Jesus do?"

A few days later, I saw a gang of Pakis loitering near a bus stop shouting out passages from the Qur'an. I couldn't take it anymore and was about to knock the shit out of all of them when I remembered the bracelet.

I thought to myself, "What would Jesus do?"

So I set them all on fire and threw them in hell.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged jesus , what would jesus do , bracelet , pakis , quran , hell , smelly bastards  - Current Score: 120 - Added: 3 months ago

What's the difference between the Lord of the Rings trilogy & the Holy Quran?

The Lord of the Rings is more believable.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DickWank, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged islam , quran , lord of the rings  - Current Score: 115 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago

I was going to symbolically protest against the Islamification of Europe by wiping my arse with a page from the Qur'an, but thought better of it at the last minute.

I had a closer look at it, and realised it was already covered in shite...		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged dude , quran , arse , shit  - Current Score: 35 - Added: 7 months ago

I hear there's a document published with the names of people that are racist bigots.

These people want to spread hatred and terror throughout the U.K.

The document's name is the QUR'AN.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by issachunt, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged muslim , quran  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 days ago

After laughing about Maddie McCann jokes, rapist jokes, racism and the lot over dinner, Simon suggests that we should write a book on non-pc jokes.

I allowed myself to update him: "There already is one... it's called the Qur'an."		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Shinobe, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged quran , nonpc  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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