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I'm not a racist - racism is a crime, and crime is for Black people.
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Joke by dobbsey, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged racism , crime , blacks , black , nigger , paki  - Current Score: 1902 - Added: 2 months ago

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!
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Joke by Sick Cunt, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged black , joke , racism , old  - Current Score: 1561 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago

What's white on top and black on bottom?

Society.
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Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged black , white , society , racism  - Current Score: 1412 - Added: 2 months ago

The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "beer please, honkey."

I said, "sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."
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Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged black , nigger , racism  - Current Score: 658 - Added: 1 year ago

Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?

Everybody won.
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Joke by anandpsharma, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged racism , chinese  - Current Score: 650 - Added: 9 months ago

There was a blackout in my street last night...

Everyone had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt!
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Joke by beat, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged black , blacks , racist , racism  - Current Score: 413 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

A young black boy is helping his grandmother to bake bread in the kitchen when he gets flour all over his face. He spreads the flour around a bit and turns to his grandmother and says, "Look granny, I'm a white boy!"
His grandmother slaps him hard accross the face and says, "Go and tell your dad what you just did!"

The boy goes through to the lounge and says, "Look dad I'm a white boy!"
The father grabs the boy throws him over his knee and slaps his arse really hard and says, "Go tell your mother what you said!"

The boy trots off and finds his mother and rather sheepishly says, "Look mum I'm a white boy!" The mother grabs the boy, drags him to the bathroom, puts a block of soap in his mouth and begins to scrub his tongue with it before sending him to his room with no dinner.

Later that evening his mother calls him down to the lounge where his family are all seated and says, "Well have you learned anything?"
To which the boy replies, "Yeah I was only white for 5 minutes and I already hate niggers."
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Joke by toondonjuan, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged racism , black , niggers , racist  - Current Score: 379 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.
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Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged black , aspirin , racism , work  - Current Score: 318 - Added: 11 months ago

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family.
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Joke by check_the_exit, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged black , bench , funny , racist , racism , family  - Current Score: 249 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

A survey across England, asked the general public whether they prefered to be known as 'British' or 'English'.

The overwhelming majority answered "Polish"
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Joke by Mister Funny, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged polish , racism  - Current Score: 205 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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