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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men."

So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.
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Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , thief , big cock , black , racist  - Current Score: 1445 - Added: 1 year ago

This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency, after receiving his money he asks "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less yuans in return?"
The banker says "Fluctuations"
The chinese guy replies... "Fluck you Blitish too".
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Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , yuan , bank , racist , asians  - Current Score: 884 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

There was a blackout in my street last night...

Everyone had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt!
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Joke by beat, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , blacks , racist , racism  - Current Score: 478 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

A young black boy is helping his Mother to bake bread in the kitchen when he gets flour all over his face. He spreads the flour around a bit and turns to his Mother and says, "Look Momma, I'm a white boy!"

His mother slaps him hard accross the face and says, "Go and tell your daddy what you just did!"

The boy goes through to the lounge and says, "Look dad I'm a white boy!"

The father grabs the boy throws him over his knee and slaps his arse really hard and says, "Go tell your Grandaddy what you said!"

The boy trots off and finds his grandfather and rather sheepishly says, "Look mum I'm a white boy!" The grandfather grabs the boy, drags him to the bathroom, puts a block of soap in his mouth and begins to scrub his tongue with it before sending him to his room with no dinner.

Later that evening his mother calls him down to the lounge where his family are all seated and says, "Well have you learned anything?"

To which the boy replies, "Yeah I was only white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black bastards."
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Joke by toondonjuan, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged racism , black , niggers , racist  - Current Score: 420 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

85% of black males say they enjoy sex in the shower


The other 15% haven't been to prison yet
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged racist , black , gay , homo , prison , rape , sex  - Current Score: 297 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream?

Gang rape.
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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , gang , gang rape , eight , leg , legs , black , racist , racism , scream , women , screams , raped  - Current Score: 294 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard.
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Joke by Noit, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , pilot , racist  - Current Score: 285 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

These black jokes are really out of order. I never treated black people like this, even when I was young. When I was a kid my best friend was black.

Until my dad sold him.
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , racist , slave , slavery  - Current Score: 282 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family.
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Joke by check_the_exit, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , bench , funny , racist , racism , family  - Current Score: 274 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

A Paki went into a bar and asked, "could you recommend your finest port?"

"Yes," said the barman. "Dover, now fuck off."
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Joke by Rexton, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged racist , port , dover , paki , pakistan , pakistani , bar , barman  - Current Score: 263 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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