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| A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again. All the positions; everything!" His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?" "No, I couldn't find her head." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged sex , dead , railway , pub , friend , positions , position , blow job , suck , head - Current Score: 2085 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Abdul and Paddy are begging outside a railway station. Abdul has a Mercedes, a large house and is loaded, Paddy has fuck all. Abdul's begging hat is overflowing with with numerous notes but Paddy has just a few coppers in his. "How do you do it?" asks Paddy. "Look at your sign," says Abdul. Paddy's sign reads "Out of work, wife and 6 kids to support, please help." Paddy then looks at Abdul's sign, which says "I only need another £20 to get back to Pakistan." | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged abdul , paddy , railway , notes , begging - Current Score: 161 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "I think they're dog tracks!" The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks!" They were still arguing when the train hit them. | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , railway , train - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| My mate and his other half separated last week. That'll teach him to fall asleep on the railway. | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged mate , railway , seperated , asleep - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month ago
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