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| Torrential rain has been hampering relief efforts in the Chinese earthquake zone.... Luckily for survivors, it's been raining cats and dogs. |    |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged rain , chinese earthquake , cats , dogs - Current Score: 133 - Added: 6 months ago
| A man is walking in London, when it suddenly starts raining so he takes shelter in a peek-a-boo sex shop and pays £50 to get in. He's then confronted by 3 doors. They read "Blonde", "Brunette" and "Black". He chooses "Blonde", only to be confronted by 3 more doors reading "Small Tits", "Medium Tits" or "Big Tits". This time he chooses "Big Tits" only to be again confronted with 3 more doors reading "Small Cunt", "Large Cunt", "Wet Cunt". Somewhat excited now, he chooses "Wet Cunt", pushes his way through the door, and finds himself back out in the rain. | |
Joke by Aye-same, in Sex and shit > Sex Shop - Tagged man , sex shop , rain - Current Score: 128 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago
| Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged wife , snow , sex , rain - Current Score: 82 - Added: 10 months ago
| There was a huge downpour of rain last week at Wimbledon. Venus Williams' shorts got so wet you could see her testicles! | |
Joke by Rickster, in Celebrity and news events > Venus Williams - Tagged venus williams , tennis , rain - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!" I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon. He started running along beside the others about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn't that effective! After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running." Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?" "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" "Only if it's raining." | |
Joke by NUFC, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged affair , condom , rain - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year ago
| Two blondes are standing outside of a locked car in the pouring rain. The first blonde says "It's raining, I wish you hadn't locked the keys in the car" The second says "I know, the tops down and the seats are going to be soaked" | |
Joke by knuffles, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , car , rain , funny , stupid - Current Score: 26 - Added: 10 months ago
| A Man phones up work, "Arthur, It's me Alan. Your Neighbour. I looked out the window this morning, and your wifes hung her self on the clothes line." He Said, "oh, fucking hell. Well, do us a favour, if it rains, fucking bring her in." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged work , phone , rain , fuck , hung , clothes line - Current Score: 13 - Added: 8 months ago
| Typical fuckin weather its pissing down all over the country and the glaswegians get to enjoy a bbq. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow Airport - Tagged glasgow airport , rain , floods - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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