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| I, P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I work weekends and public holidays. I work in a dark space with poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. I am exposed to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of your supervisor. You have attempted to enter restricted areas without proper authorisation. You often lack initiative and need to be pressured in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You do not take necessary safety precautions, such as wearing protective clothing. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed an assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Regards, V. Gina |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged raise , penis , vigina - Current Score: 152 - Added: 10 months ago
| A man goes up to his bosses office and says, "Sir, you got to give me a raise, three other companies are after me." "Well is that a fact?" his boss asked, "Well which companies would they be?" The man replies, "The electric, phone and gas companies" | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged raise , bankrupt , boss , man , money - Current Score: 142 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
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