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| A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another." |    |
Joke by PALROSS, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , ransom , money , thick , stupid , dumb , boy , kidnap - Current Score: 63 - Added: 10 months ago
| It was my lucky day yesterday, I found £2,000,000 in a suitcase. Although it wasn't exactly hard to find, it was where my victim's parents said they'd left it | |
Joke by mookster, in Sex and shit > Kidnap - Tagged victim , kidnap , ransom , lucky - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months ago
| Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Jokes with no home > Clean - Tagged noddy , big ears , elephants , ransom - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I want to go on that TV show "Cash in the Attic". There's a fortune in my attic. Well, there will be once the ransom is paid to me. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Kidnap - Tagged tv , show , cash , attic , fortune , ransom - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 months ago
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