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| Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. |    |
Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged 9 , 10 , rape , gang rape - Current Score: 4122 - Added: 8 months ago
| I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims. | |
Joke by Pseudopath, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , victims , phone line , help line - Current Score: 1320 - Added: 5 months ago
| When I was a teenager, I used to pray every night that the girl next door would fancy me so I could make love to her. When I grew up, I realised God didn't work like that, so I raped her and prayed for forgiveness. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged god , rape , girl , sex , pray , teenage - Current Score: 912 - Added: 6 months ago
| If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting? | |
Joke by immortalmaniac, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged sex , prostitute , shoplifting , rape , is - Current Score: 900 - Added: 3 months ago
| Eighteen year old Virgin. No recollection from the victim. No witnesses. Carlsberg don't do rapes....... | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged carlsberg , rape , victim , revvyb - Current Score: 819 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Bit of both, this is a rape. | |
Joke by rob, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , gun , sex , pocket - Current Score: 634 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| My marriage counsellor said I needed to be more spontaneous. So I raped her. | |
Joke by Mister Funny, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , marriage , her - Current Score: 461 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them. Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!" Sister Mary turns and moans, "Oh God, mine does!!!" | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged nuns , rape , sex - Current Score: 447 - Added: 11 months ago
| A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to get laid tonight". A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?" "No, I'm just stronger than you". | |
Joke by MikeLit, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex - Current Score: 416 - Added: 1 year ago
| I Raped a Virgin and All I Got Was This Bloody T-Shirt | |
Joke by cj-underhill, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , virgin , t-shirt , blood - Current Score: 355 - Added: 1 week ago
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