Add Joke - All Jokes - Categories - Recent Changes - Forum - Feedback - About - Buy The Book - RSS
Search:
Welcome, Guest!
Would you like to log in , or create an account?
Report a site problem
Browsing tag: rape
Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest

Page 1 of 34 - Next Page

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , gang , enjoy  - Current Score: 10186 - Added: 1 year ago

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Pseudopath, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , victims , phone line , help line  - Current Score: 1764 - Added: 9 months ago

"I'm a 14-year-old girl looking for a 45-55 year old man for online webcam fun. Email me: operationlolita@metpolice.uk"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Razza, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , sex , rape , webcam  - Current Score: 1378 - Added: 2 months ago

Eighteen year old virgin.
No recollection from the victim.
No witnesses.

Carlsberg don't do rapes....
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged carlsberg , rape , victim , virgin  - Current Score: 1317 - Added: 4 months ago

If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by immortalmaniac, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged sex , prostitute , shoplifting , rape , is  - Current Score: 1192 - Added: 7 months ago

When I was a teenager, I used to pray every night that the girl next door would fancy me so I could make love to her.

When I grew up, I realised God didn't work like that, so I raped her and prayed for forgiveness.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged god , rape , girl , sex , pray , teenage , emo philips  - Current Score: 1132 - Added: 10 months ago

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Bit of both, this is a rape.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by rob, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , gun , sex , pocket  - Current Score: 833 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

My marriage counsellor said I needed to be more spontaneous.

So I raped her.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mister Funny, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , marriage , her  - Current Score: 577 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago

Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them.

Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"

Sister Mary turns and moans, "Oh God, mine does!!!"
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged nuns , rape , sex  - Current Score: 547 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Just waiting for the new babysitter to get here...

...the absence of a baby will be only her second biggest shock of the night.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged babysitter , rape  - Current Score: 494 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago

Page 1 of 34 - Next Page

Custurd spent 0.1ms doing 12 queries and 0.09s processing. She's 1.19% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel