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| What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream? Gang rape. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , gang , gang rape , eight , leg , legs , black , racist , racism , scream , women , screams , raped - Current Score: 360 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| There once was a young girl called Maddie, She had such an irresponsible daddy, Snatched from her bed, She's probably dead, Raped by a Portuguese baddy. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , limmeric , rape , raped , paedophile , maddie - Current Score: 190 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What is black and blue, and doesn't like sex? A rape victim. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , raped , black , blue , bruise , bruised , bruises , victim , rape victim - Current Score: 167 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I know a rapist who suffers from premature ejaculation. Well, when I say rapist, he hasn't actually raped anyone yet. They always see him coming. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rapist , premature ejaculation , raped , coming - Current Score: 83 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| What do you get when you have twenty black people in a room? Raped. | |
Joke by redman, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , raped - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| The power of yes: you never get raped | |
Joke by mboma, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged power , yes , rape , raped - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A gorilla and a rhino were best friends until one day as the rhino bent over to drink from the watering hole, the gorilla took advantage of the situation and buggered him. The rhino reacted angrily and chased the gorilla all over the game reserve. Half an hour later and still hotly pursued by the charging rhino, the gorilla spotted an explorer sitting in a chair reading a newspaper. Creeping up behind the explorer the gorilla killed him, grabbed his clothes and paper, threw the body behind a bush and sat down in the chair to read. Moments later the rhino came charging onto the scene. "Excuse me," he said. "Have you seen a gorilla around here." Holding up the newspaper to his face the gorilla replied, "What the one that buggered a rhino by the watering hole?" "Oh god!" said the rhino, "Don't tell me it's in the papers already!" | |
Joke by superhorse, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged gorilla , rhino , papers , buggered , raped - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| a recent anti-rape campaign say that only 2.9% of rapes recorded in scotland have lead to conviction... seems like we all know the best place to rape now! | |
| Just seen a notice in the paper Man held after rape. I thought fuck me they cuddled as well. | |
Joke by graham, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged raped , cuddle - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I often wonder why I can only ever find one sock in the morning. It happens to me a lot, then I remember.... I left in the mouth of the girl I raped the night before. | |
Joke by geemack, in Illness and mortality > Rape - Tagged sock , mouth , rape , rapist , sex , raped - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 week ago
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