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| I get very nervous after sex, as I normally have the police after me. |    |
Joke by maxmoore, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , police , sex , nervous , famous , rapist , maxmoore - Current Score: 275 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| I was standing at a bar in the pub when I overheard this conversation between two blokes: "Do you know what? I could have sex with any woman in this pub." "Oh yeah? How's that then?" "I'm a rapist." | |
Joke by Puman, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , rapist - Current Score: 205 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Good news - the Austrian cellar rapist is going to face the death penalty. Bad news - John Terry is going to take it | |
Joke by swifty1988, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged rapist , austrian - Current Score: 179 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| David Cameron's policy of 'Hug a hoodie' is fucking ridiculous. In fact, why stop there? Tickle a rapist. Wank-off a paedophile. | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > David Cameron - Tagged hoodie , rapist , paedo , government , as - Current Score: 170 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| I used to think I had massive dick, as when ever I was fucking a girl they would always scream... ...although it was normally for help. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , rapist , big dick , help , rape alarm , maxmoore - Current Score: 112 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| Dave and Steve are sitting in a bar talking about their childhoods. Dave says "What's the most painful memory from your childhood?". Steve replies "When I was ten years old my Dad caught me with glitter on my face. He gave me the beating of my life as he thought I was gay". "Wow. That was a bit of an over reaction wasn't it?", replies Dave. "No" says Steve. "To be fair he had a point. I had just been to one of his concerts". | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged homo , rapist , gary glitter , gay , revvyb - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| What's the worst part about being a serial rapist? Getting Corn Flakes stuck on your knob. | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , rapist , corn flakes - Current Score: 57 - Added: 10 months ago
| I was walking a girl home through the woods last night she said i was sick when i told her i was a racist. I had to apologise and we both laughed when i explained i meant to say rapist...well i say laughed i think they were tears of joy. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged girl , rapist - Current Score: 38 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
| Actions speak louder than words... Never more true, than with rape. | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , actions , words , true , word , rapist - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| Necrophilia... for rapists who can't win a fight | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged necrophilia , rapist , fight , weak - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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