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| My daughter was really upset when she found out her new gold earrings were only gold plated. Not as upset as I was, they're leaving a green rash on my thighs. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged kids , rash , gold - Current Score: 37 - Added: 2 months ago
| I went to the doctor and said, "I have a rash on my penis." "Does it burn?" asks the doctor. "I don't know, I never tried to light it." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged doctor , rash , burn - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months ago
| Woman goes to the doctor because she has a rash on her vagina. Doctor asks her, "How often do you have sex?" She replies, "Twice a year." He says, "Twice a year, thats not a rash its rust!" | |
Joke by wolverine, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged doctor , vagina , rash , sex , rust - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month ago
| My wife came into the room screaming, "Oh my god, our little Kylie's got meningitis." I said, "that's a little rash, isn't it?" | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > meningitis - Tagged wife , daughter , little , rash - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 months ago
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