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| Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation for sex with his wife. Johnny's father, in an attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously 'What ya doin dad?' His father quickly replied, 'I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.' To which Little Johnny replied 'What ya gonna do, fuck him?' |    |
Joke by Hugh(_!_)Janus, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged sex , children , condoms , little jonny , little johnny , rat - Current Score: 120 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music. While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money. "Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist." | |
Joke by dandan, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged animal , rat , frog , barman - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month ago
| Its been announced that when Shannon Matthews was found, she was crying. She wasn't scared, She just hadn't eaten for 5 minutes! | |
Joke by richdc, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged fat kids , ugly , dog , rat , hang her - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 days ago
| After reading that 'smoking caused cancer in laboratory rats and mice' I have decided to put tobacco in my traps. If the trap doesn't get them, I'm going for the long term solution. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged rat , mouse , trap , tobacco - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month ago
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