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| Three tough looking rats are sitting at a bar drinking. The first rat puts down his beer and turns to the others, saying, "You know how tough I am? Well, you know that rat poison they put down in the kitchen? I eat that stuff for breakfast lunch and dinner!" The second rat looks unimpressed and says, "That's nothing. You know those big fucking rat traps they got all over the place? Well, get this - I jump in and out of them for a bit exercise. That's how tough I am!" The third rat knocks back his whiskey, slams the glass down on the bar and heads for the door. "Where are you going?" asks the first rat. "I'm off home to shag the cat", replies the third rat. |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged rats , fuck , cats , rat poison , sex , animals , mice - Current Score: 294 - Added: 5 months ago
| After reading that 'smoking caused cancer in laboratory rats and mice', I have decided to leave my cigarettes on a high shelf, where the rats and mice can't get them. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , rats , mice , cigarettes , shelf - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 month ago
| It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Surveys - Tagged research , rats , cancer , laboratory - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Two rats in a sewer. The first one says, " I'm sick of this, turds for breakfast, turds for dinner, yet more turds for tea and - Fuck Me! - guess what? A turd for supper." And the other rat says, "don't worry, tonight we'll go on the piss." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged rats , turds , piss , breakfast , dinner , tea , supper , sewer - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Medical research scientists are struggling with coming up with new ideas on how to cure AIDS. It seems their biggest problem is they can't get their lab rats to butt-fuck | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged aids , gay , buttfuck , rats , scientists - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month ago
| A North London cinema called in ratcatchers after a moviegoer spotted some real rodents whilst watching kid's film Ratatouille. Just checking the listings to see when they plan to show "Cum Covered Farm Sluts". | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > News Reports - Tagged rats , cum - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| Manchester United fans are like rats - you're never more than 5ft from one of the bastards. Unless, of course, you're in Manchester. | |
Joke by WesJones87, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged man united , rats - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month ago
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