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Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane for Christmas.

But she'll still use a razor on the other leg.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged plane , christmas , leg , razor , paul mccartney , heather mills  - Current Score: 81 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What sits in the corner with a smile getting bigger and bigger?

A baby eating razor blades.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged baby , razor , blade , razor blades , smile , blood  - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago

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