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| If you can read this then you are not black. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , racist , read , stupid , illiterate - Current Score: 73 - Added: 11 months ago
| A man walked up to a school and said, "can you teach me to read and write?" The administrator said, "yes we can! Just fill out this form." | |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged illiterate , read , write , school , form , teach - Current Score: 55 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| A young Jackaroo from outback Australia goes off to university. As these things go, halfway through the semester he has foolishly has squandered all of his money. So he calls home. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk." "That's amazing!" his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?" "Just send him down here with $2,000," the young Jackaroo says, "I'll get him in the course." So ... his father sends the dog and $2,000. About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?" his father wants to know. "Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm. But you just won't believe this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to teach the animals how to read." "Read?!" exclaims his father. "No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in that program?" "Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him read something!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead barmaid at the pub?'" The father groans and whispers, "I hope you shot that bastard before he talks to your Mother!" "I sure did, Dad!" "That's my boy!" | |
Joke by pd, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged dog , talk , read - Current Score: 24 - Added: 5 months ago
| Rt HON Ed Balls MP, Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families, has announced his concerns over the current education plan, after below average marks were achieved in this years national SATS exams. He is quoted as saying, "half of the country's children can't read, half can't write, and the other third can't add up..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged sats , exams , write , read , maths - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 months ago
| Have you ever considered the irony that David Blunkett was education secretary even though he can't read or write? | |
Joke by corgi74, in Celebrity and news events > David Blunkett - Tagged blunkett , education , read , write - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months ago
| I read in a recent survery that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic. | |
Joke by Nayim, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged survey , dyslexic , read - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month ago
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