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| I'm one of those people that likes to read while I'm having a shit. This is also the reason why I'm banned from Waterstones. |    |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged shit , reading , waterstones - Current Score: 478 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down. | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged reading , glue , corny , tim vine - Current Score: 181 - Added: 9 months ago
| I got an email from my mate this morning asking if I want to go to the Reading festival. I told the rude bastard to fuck off! He knows I'm dyslexic! | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged reading , dyslexic , dyslexia , email - Current Score: 156 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| An undertaker comes home with a black eye. "What happened to you?"asks his wife. "I had a terrible day,"replies the undertaker. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.When i got there,the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.Anyway,i find the room and,sure enough,there's this big,naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.So i did what i always do;I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half." "I see,"says his wife."But how did you get the black eye?" The undertaker replies,"Wrong room." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged cooperman , adds , joke , the , book , he , s , reading - Current Score: 62 - Added: 7 months ago
| A little lad comes home from school. "Did you do anything interesting today?" asks Mum. "Yeah, we started to learn to write!" "What did you write then?" "Fucked if I know, we don't start to learn to read till next week!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged reading , writing , little boy , mummy - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I have just been reading an article on the dangers of heavy drinking, to be honest, its scared the shit out of me! So, that's it, I've decided, after tonight, no more reading. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged reading , scared , heavy , drinking , article , tonight - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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