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| An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?' "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with you ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. |    |
Joke by sick puppy, in Illness and mortality > Diagnosis - Tagged prick , doctor , receptionist , ear - Current Score: 259 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake-up call. Next morning, she rang and said, "what are you doing with your life?" | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Phone Call - Tagged hotel , receptionist , life - Current Score: 78 - Added: 4 months ago
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