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| David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Darren Bent. |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged football , blaine , box , record , spurs , bent - Current Score: 524 - Added: 8 months ago
| A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is small young boy. She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?" He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch." "That's not a record is it?" "It is for a 10 year old." | |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged record , balls , little johnny , cock - Current Score: 376 - Added: 11 months ago
| A Yank goes into a Record shop in London. "Hi buddy boy,looking for a song about someone intelligent in America" So the bloke hands him "An Englishman in New York". | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged yank , record , shop , sting , engishman - Current Score: 83 - Added: 6 months ago
| Last night I managed to stuff a 12 inch disc up my arse. Is this a record? | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Arse - Tagged last night , managed , 12 inch , disc , record - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 month ago
| Did you hear about the man who went for the World Masturbation Record? He managed to pull it off. | |
Joke by DoubleTee, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wank , tug , record , masturbation , did you hear about , world record - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months ago
| Top Tip!! Record the sound of your wife having an orgasm, then listen to it through headphones the next time you make love. That way you can have sex without waking her up. | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged sex , waking , up , headphones , orgasm , record , viz - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago
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