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| The body of a dead baby has been found dumped at a council recycling centre. That's disgusting! The signs clearly say; Paper, Metal and Glass only. |    |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged council , dead baby , recycling - Current Score: 122 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| Madonna has jumped on the Green bandwagon. She was heard at Live Earth recycling a load of old shit. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Live Earth - Tagged madonna , live earth , shit , recycling - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why is it some people get away with throwing their baby in the recycling bin, but when I put a banana skin in mine the bastard bin men would not empty it? | |
Joke by saltlamp, in Celebrity and news events > baby in bin - Tagged baby , recycling , bin men , rubbish - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!" | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > shaving - Tagged shaving , crapping , recycling - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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