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| Dave the Scouser is touring the USA. Along the way, he stops off at a remote bar in the Nevada desert and chats to the bartender when he spots a Red Indian in full tribal dress seated in the corner of the bar. "Blimey!" remarks Dave. "Who's he?" "Gee, that's the memory man," replies the bartender. "He knows everything there is to know. Got a memory like an elephant, he can remember any fact. Heck, go and try him out!" Dave heads over to the Red Indian, thinking that he can outsmart him with a question about English football. He asks the memory man, "Who won the 1965 FA cup final?" "Liverpool," came the instantaneous reply. Dave was stunned. He tried again asking, "Who did they beat?" "Leeds," replied the memory man. Dave tried once more asking, "What was the final score?" The wise Red Indian didn't hesitate in answering, "2-1." Dave thinks he'll get smart, asking the memory man for the name of the winning goal scorer. Without so much as blinking, the Red Indian says, "Ian St John." Dave is stunned and returns home to Liverpool, where he tells everyone about the Red Indian. Dave's curiosity lingers, and he vows to return to American and pay his respects to the Indian. Ten years later, Dave finally saved up enough money to return and, after weeks of searching the Nevada desert, once more he finds the Red Indian, now in a cave. Humbled by the Red Indian, Dave steps forward, bows, and greets the brave in his traditional tongue. "How," Dave says. The memory man squints at him and replies, "A diving header in the six-yard box." |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged liverpool , nevada , desert , indian , red , memory , 2-1 , dave - Current Score: 233 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged red , teeth , brick - Current Score: 180 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| Whats Red White And Full Of Cunts? The Emirates Stadium | |
Joke by jamese3, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged red , white , cunts , liverpool , sunderland , manchester united - Current Score: 79 - Added: 1 week ago
| What's black and white and red all over? An inter-racial couple in a car crash. | |
Joke by Philthy, in Religion and racism > Inter-racial - Tagged black , white , red , inter-racial - Current Score: 67 - Added: 10 months ago
| Red riding hood was walking through the forest when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumped out and said "Take your blouse off so I can suck your tits!". Red riding hood pulls down her knickers lies on the ground and says "Fuck off, eat me like the book fuckin says!!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged pussy , licking , fanny , cunt , red , riding , hood , wolf , funny , dirty , knickers , panties - Current Score: 35 - Added: 9 months ago
| I know Lewis Hamilton is a rookie driver but...not knowing what a red light means? | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged lewis hamilton , red , light , f1 , formula 1 - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago
| A tourist is walking through the red light district in Amsterdam when he sees a fine looking lady. He approaches her and taps on the window. "How Much?", he asks. "1000 euros", the woman replies. "Wow, thats quite a lot isn't it?" "Yes. Well it is double-glazed." | |
Joke by Snan, in Sex and shit > Red Light District - Tagged amsterdam , red , light , district - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| What's pink and red and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Baby - Tagged sick , baby , red - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year ago
| Scientists have discovered that many men in the UK have penises measuring 3 inches or less. To help solve this problem, they have asked them to identify themselves by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > English - Tagged english , flag , red , cross - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 week ago
| Whats red and yellow and looks good on pikeys? Fire! | |
Joke by MikeLit, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged red , yellow , pikey - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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