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| There are three mums - a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says, "Oh my gosh, I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her and the redhead says, "Yes, well I found a fake I. D. in my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one." So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says, "That's nothing, I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis." |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged brunette , redhead , blonde , idiot , mum , penis - Current Score: 104 - Added: 6 months ago
| Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!" | |
Joke by mediator, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , brunette , redhead , women - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| There was a competition between three women to see who could breaststroke across the English channel quickest. One was a brunette, one was a redhead and the other was a blonde. After 14 hours, the brunette crawled up on the shore and was declared the fastest female breaststroker. About an hour later, the redhead appeared and was awarded 2nd place. A good 4 hours later the blonde, completely exhausted, flopped up onto the shore. Her manager asked her 'What took you so long, we were beginning to worry!' The blonde replies 'I don't want to seem like a sore loser, but I could swear those other girls were using their arms!' | |
Joke by pi, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blond , blonde , brunette , redhead , ginger , swim , race , girl , girls , swimming , funny - Current Score: 15 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| So I was in bed smoking a cigarette, and in my right arm I had this blonde bird, with the biggest tits you've ever seen! and in my left arm, I've got a redhead with the hairiest fanny you've ever seen, and I thought to myself, 'if our lass could see me now, she'd hit the fucking roof' - she thinks I've given up smoking! | |
Joke by collywog, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged blonde , redhead , hairy fanny , big tits , smoking , bed , wife - Current Score: -1 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
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