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| Texas: 25 million people, 12 surnames. Something's not right here. |    |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged texas , paedopile , incest , america , redneck , inbred , interbred , sister - Current Score: 212 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A young journalism student at the University of Tennessee was assigned to write a human interest story, so he went up into the mountains were he found an old farmer sitting on his porch. He introduced himself, explained his mission, and asked, "Has anything ever happened here that made you really happy?" The farmer thought for a moment, then said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's daughter, a fine looking gal, got lost. We formed a posse and went to look for her, and when we found her, we all took turns to screw her." "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can't you think of anything else that happened, which made you happy?" The farmer thought for a while longer, then smiled. "Yep! One time a neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse to look for it, and when we found it, we all took turns to screw it." Again, the young man said "I can't print that, either! Let's try another approach. Has anything ever happened around here that made you really sad?" The old farmer dropped his head in shame. After a couple of seconds he looked up timidly at the young man and said, "This one time, I got lost..." | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged redneck , tennesee , farmer , sex , rape - Current Score: 137 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| This guy walks into a bar in Redneck county and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from England." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in England?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!" | |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Religion and racism > Rednecks - Tagged redneck , bar , taxidermist - Current Score: 74 - Added: 10 months ago
| A redneck died and left his entire estate to his widow. Trouble is, she can't touch it 'til she turns 14. | |
Joke by captain slow, in Religion and racism > Rednecks - Tagged redneck , wife , widow , 14 , incest - Current Score: 62 - Added: 9 months ago
| What do a hurricane, a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common? Someone's going to lose their trailer... | |
Joke by Tomo123, in Religion and racism > Rednecks - Tagged redneck , divorce , trailer - Current Score: 37 - Added: 8 months ago
| What do you call a Redneck girl who keeps running away from home? A virgin. | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Rednecks - Tagged redneck , virgin , running , home , inbreeding americans - Current Score: 33 - Added: 2 months ago
| Redneck Billy Joe and Redneck Mary Sue are joined in holy matrimony. They spend their wedding night at the Motel 6 Honeymoon Suite in Parthenon, Arkansas. They've abstained from the big deed until this very night. Just as Billy Joe is about to make love to his new wife for the first time, she stops him. "Wait, Billy Joe. I just thought you should know... this ain't just our first time. It's my first time ever. I'm a virgin. I been savin' myself just for you." "Whut you say, Mary Sue?" "I said, I'm a virgin. One hunnert percent cherry. Just for you on our weddin' night." "Yore a VIRGIN!?!" He asked somewhat shocked. "That's right. Please be gentle." "Gentle? Gentle my ass. I'm outta here!" With that, Billy Joe pulls up his pants, hard-on and all, and leaves his virgin bride lying alone and naked. He slams the door, gets in his pickup, and drives home. "Paw! Paw! Wake up! Yore not gonna believe this!" "Huh? Billy Joe, whut the hell you doin' here? It's 3am on yore weddin' night! Why the hell ain't you and that purty new wife of yours in a haystack somewhere doing it like rabbits?" "Paw, I wuz all set to do just that, when Mary Sue up and tells me that she's a virgin!" "A VIRGIN?" "That's right, Paw. One hunner percent cherry. As soon as she told me, I got the hell outta there as fast as I could!" "Well, son, lemme tell you, you did the right thing... Cuz if she ain't good enough fer her own fam'ly, she certainly ain't good enough for ours." | |
Joke by slider1874, in Religion and racism > Rednecks - Tagged redneck , virgin - Current Score: 21 - Added: 5 months ago
| What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room? A full set of teeth. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged teeth , redneck - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 months ago
| "Say what you will about America, but at least we don't have chavs." 1) We will say what we like about America. 2) And we don't have inbred rednecks, unless you count the chavs. | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Illness and mortality > . . . - Tagged chav , america , redneck - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene got pregnant once again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me." | |
Joke by JesusOfWatford, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged redneck , holiday , pregnancy - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
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