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Ah, it's the time of day when all the American inbred retards swarm the site and think, "Don't get that. Must be crap. Vote it down, down, down."
I have visited American so-called 'Sick Joke' sites and the wankers actually apologise after posting a sick joke! Strange how they find sick jokes offensive, but don't mind bombing the fuck out of innocent human beings (us British included)!
Well, here's a little friendly fire for all you God-fearing, nappy-wearing, sister-shagging retards:
Fuck off and find a knock-knock joke site. That will be much more to your shandy-drinking style, I think. |  |
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records. |  |
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1500?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!" |  |
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