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| Whenever I go on the pull, I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo and I think "here's a bird who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Mistake - Tagged tattoo , regret , decision , woman - Current Score: 169 - Added: 2 months ago
| There was this gorgeous twenty-year-old at work I really fancied, but my problem is that I'm not very confident at asking women out. Now, they say you regret the things you don't do more than you regret the things you do. But I thought, fuck that, and just followed her home and raped her. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , regret - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months ago
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