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I keep having my profile on match.com rejected.

One of the profile questions was 'What do you want in a woman?' and the answer 'my cock' is unacceptable apparently!
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Joke by BushTurkey, in Sex and shit > Singles - Tagged rejected , woman , cock  - Current Score: 214 - Added: 6 months ago

I'm glad I'm not Bisexual...

... I couldn't stand being rejected by both sexes.
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Joke by tw2361, in Sex and shit > Bisexual - Tagged bisexual , bernard manning , rejection , rejected  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago

I felt so rejected last night when watching some porno,

My dick fell asleep whilst I was wanking!
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Joke by fatshit, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , rejected , porno  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 week ago

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