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| Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of bacon, half a pound of tea and a fresh chicken." "Yes," says Harry, "that's inflation for you." "It's nothing to do with inflation," says grandma, "it's all them fucking security cameras they have nowadays." |    |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Theft - Tagged grandma , old , relatives , shoplifting , terry wogan - Current Score: 155 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| I've just been out planting some vegetables. The doctors and relatives in the hospital were furious. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Illness and mortality > Vegetable - Tagged vegetables , hospital , plant , punch , doctor , relatives - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month ago
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