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| God: Adam I've got good news. I am going to make a woman for you! Adam: What’s a woman my Lord? God: A Woman is a wonderful creature who is beautiful, funny, caring, and will fulfill your every need. Adam: That sounds great! What will it cost me? God: An arm and a leg. Adam: Hmmm...What can I get for a rib? |    |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged religon , god , women - Current Score: 76 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I just found the best way to keep Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking on my door every Saturday morning: Friday night, before I go to bed, I draw a chalk outline of a human body on my front porch and I throw a few religious pamphlets nearby.... ...I can sleep until noon if I want to! | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged religon , jehovas witness , murder - Current Score: 75 - Added: 2 months ago
| What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration. | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged priest , religon , christmas - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's this? (Stand with your arms outstretched and your head down.) A bad way to spend Easter. | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged religon , easter , jesus - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A Jew, an Italian, and a Greek are riding in a car. The car slides off the road, crashing into a tree, killing all three of them. The next thing they know, they are all standing in front of God in heaven. God says to the Italian, “All you ever cared about was stuffing your face with pizza and pasta. But I’m willing to give you another chance; the next time you walk into a pizzeria, I’m sending you straight to hell!” Then he turns to the Greek and says, “ All you ever cared about was your orgies and your wild sex parties. But I’m willing to give you another chance; The next time you perform anal sex, you’re going straight to hell!” Then he says to the Jew, “All you ever were concerned with was saving money and digging around everywhere for loose change. But I’m willing to give you another chance; the next time you pick up a penny off the ground, I’m sending you straight to hell!” So the next thing they know they are all standing on the sidewalk. They start walking down the street and they pass a pizzeria. The Italian looks in the window and says, “Oh that pizza smells so good, I just got to have one slice!” He runs through the door and POOF! He disappears. The Greek and Jew walk down the street and the Jew notices a penny on the sidewalk. He thinks to himself, “Oh, look at that penny! I just got to have it!” He bends over to pick it up and POOF! the Greek disappears. | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Greek - Tagged jew , italian , religon , greek , heaven - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why did the priest get AIDS? He didn't clean his organ between hymns | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged religon , priest , aids - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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